Hullo, I'm Ralph. And I'm in charge here.
My dad's in the navy!
[ A RP account for Ralph from Lord of the Flies~ Feel free to interact! ]
My dad's in the navy!
[ A RP account for Ralph from Lord of the Flies~ Feel free to interact! ]
If you’re lying to me, Ralph…
Do you think I would lie to you? The only proficient liar here is you, Jack!
I… I… I solemnly swear I’m not lying. All words that leave my lips are truthful, I swear.
…Hmph.
I can’t say…that I hate you entirely, either.
Even if you were picked to be chief first.Jealous, yes. But…I…I don’t hate you as much as I said, alright?
That’s a start. [ He offers his grubby hand to Jack ] Hi, my name is Ralph, and both of us can be chief. We’ll get rescued eventually.
And get rescued.
Do you know how difficult that would be?
The getting along part, that is.We did at the beginning. It’s not that hard, if we try.
Perhaps if Fatty wasn’t always cutting in, I think we could’ve accomplished quite a bit, you and I.
But Piggy helped us a lot! He has reasonable ideas. Unlike the rest of us.
YES PLEASE…!! ((Ralph’s, uh, confession in Jack’s ask may have been the most beautiful RP moment so far in my opinion…. andIwouldknowbecauseIreadthemall)) FRIENDSHIP AND FIRE AND PIGS FOR ALL. YES? YES.
Maybe we can enjoy the island for a bit before we get rescued? [ He chuckles. ] Might take us some time, rescue is not instant. So I suppose it would be just wizard if we’d all get along and enjoy ourselves on this island until rescue arrives. We might not be able to see another tropical island in our lifetimes, or each other again, and it would be great if we could just have fun for a bit.
If you’re lying to me, Ralph…
Do you think I would lie to you? The only proficient liar here is you, Jack!
I… I… I solemnly swear I’m not lying. All words that leave my lips are truthful, I swear.
And get rescued.
Do you know how difficult that would be?
The getting along part, that is.
We did at the beginning. It’s not that hard, if we try.
even the commentator ships this.
I think I’m going to vomit.
Before anyone says anything: I’m the husband. Jack’s the wife.
Just so you know Chief, this isn’t the one I was talking about last night/this morning. I’m…. not really sure what this one is, truthfully 8D;;
WHAT IS ANATOMY.It might be better if you don’t ask, because I don’t think I’d even know what to say at this point.
Also don’t look at that hand I forgot to fix because algfkds. SOMEDAY, THERE WILL BE WITTY CAMPAIGN POSTERS DONE BY TALENTED ARTISTS AND THEY WILL PROVE BEYOND DOUBT THAT RALPH DESERVES TO BE CHIEF.TODAY IS NOT THAT DAY.
Look at this absolutely brilliant piece of pure propaganda genius.
Vote for me, I’ll get you rescued! ☆
Jack, look at your life choices.
(Source: thefunnygentleman, via ioughttobechief)
Admit it, you are! Therefore they didn’t choose you at first, because you scared them witless with that waxy and horrible face of yours! Oh no, they loved my rules, and the assemblies, and the conch. But then they got scared of the… beast, so then they went to you. What good are you and your hunters anyway? Boys armed with sticks.
He’s not that scary! Not at all… not at all…
What good are we? You must be joking—me and my hunters have kept you and the littluns fed. We’ve kept the lot of you safe from this…beast thing…you all talk about. If they all flocked to me, I must look pretty heroic!
You’re lying through your perfect teeth about him, you are.
Why, it’s perfectly fine to live off fish and crabs and fruit! It’s not like we’d go hungry without your meat or anything. It’s just somewhat like a luxury to have meat. Come on Jack, there is no beast, you’ve got to stop believing in that nonsense. And you call yourself a chief! What fibs, the beast, you, a hero? Ahaha!
Closest thing to the beast on this island must be Roger.
